Not-Fudge Sundae

A sundae with a secret turd inside. You top it with chocolate syrup to hide the surprise. It tastes even better with sprinkles. Bon apetit!

It doesn’t have to be April Fool’s Day to give someone a Not-Fudge Sundae.

by Murmage April 7, 2020

Dick fudge

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.

I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.

by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020

Russian Fudge

This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"

Damn girl, your butthole is so tight I wanna russian fudge tonight!

by lover6969& April 15, 2020

keebler fudge

when your fucking raw, and 90 degree shit gets on your shaft and tip, and some on your ball hair.

tom got keebler fudge all over my cock.

by Joshua Ames November 9, 2020

Fudge Swirl

When a man shits and cums in your ass at the same time.

E-excuse me sir, but can you pwease give me a fudge swirl

by JohnnahSeo November 13, 2020

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts

Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.

by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020