sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.

Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.

by John Yinzer December 28, 2016

is isa a PUCHAINA eater?

SHE IS A PUCHAINA LOVER 🤤🤤🤤SHE IS ALWAYS USING HER ROSE TOY 🌹🌹🌹THANK YOU FOR THE SUSHI SMELLS LIKE YOUR COOCHIE CLOSE THEM LEGS CLOSE THEM LEGS 🤮🤢😵😵 💫🥴SHE ALSO HAS A FETISH FOR SHORT UGLY GUYS WITH BAD BREATH AND BAD HYGIENE🥱🥱🥱🥱 SHE IS ALWAYS LOOKIN LEFT AND RIFHT ALL THE TIME HER FARTS ARE EXPLOSIVE WE HAD TO EVACUATE 💀💀💀SHE HAS RADIOACTIVE GREEN SLIME IN HER PUCHAINA 🧪🧪🧪🦠🦠🦠

Written by her Feet Finder manager 🔛🔝

IS ISA A PUCHAINA EATER? Yes sweetheart that’s why we don’t get close to her or else she is gonna put her smelly PUCHAINA in your face stay safe kids 😔✊

by Largebok November 20, 2023

A Real Eater

Somebody named Ho’el or Jo’el who’s great at eating

That boy Ho’el is a real eater

by kagatax December 14, 2023

Ass Eater 9000

A Person who Eats Ass like a mechanical robot

Joe: Hey Steve Wanna eat me out?
Steve: YEAH BOY IMA EAT THAT ASS LIKE A ASS EATER 9000

by jhionly April 6, 2023

Ass eater

An Ass eater/ muncher is someone who indulges in eating ass. Typically people called Jay.

“Oh my god, Jay is such an ass eater”
“Yeah I heard Jay is the biggest ass muncher”

by Ipadkid3005 May 20, 2024

Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man

Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up

by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023

Puck eater

Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.

She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.

by Montbeliard December 16, 2024