canada dry

A adjective describing when your trying to sex a girl and her vagina is dry as the winter wind.

2nd definition- When a girl doesn't use her vaginal canal for about 20 years and it literally dries out.

That bitch was Canada dry last night.

Hey man, you heard about that new girl Kelly?

Ya man that hoe is Canada dry.

by Could Say Ton Of Shit May 11, 2009

dry as shit

It means something or someone is boring This is actually a phrase used to change the mood and attitiudes of those engaged in the conversation typiccallky used by the lumpenproleteriat or scum bag mothefuckers but nevertheLESs its FIEry.

My place of work is boring== huh shrug lets go back to the game of dominoes who cares everyones does loser your so boring and conventional we want spice captain morgan kinda junk just be hushed and silent please please please words like boring do nothing for my senses i want an orgasm of all the chakras a spiritual awakening an experience and you give me bhlluh
I hatre you and your not invited to my party and you cant date my sister any more now leave me alone
as opposed to
My place of work is dry as shit == whoah whoah whoah whoah ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Spittly sparks everywhere you turn, chaos reigns, god parts the sea, and all you can see is tittys shaking in slowmow on a giant TV set I love you i know your not gay but can i suck your dick please
** PEOPLE SHould react in this way

That Damn Lumpenproleteriat such a failure right yet such a delight.

by MPJF September 7, 2005

Dry Trumped

Getting screwed by the president while fully clothed.

I thought the president supported my issues but it turns out I was Dry Trumped,

by Walter Ego1 March 10, 2017

double dry

Double Anal without the use of any lubrication. When done porperly, this should leave the woman's anal torn wide as the sky, flowing blood like a warm torrential downpour.

Dirty Sanchezes may be a game, but Double Dry is a way of life...

by D Sanchez/D Money/DVon July 19, 2004

Dry Gulch

To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.

Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.

by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009

dry texting

When you text someone you know to be unreachable at that moment - so that they might know that you were thinking of them during that time.

Sarah: I know Jack won't be able to check his messages for another few hours - But I can't stop thinking about him... I'm going to dry text him
Laura: That is so sweet Sarah, maybe he won't think you're insane
Sarah: Dry texting is romantic not insane
Laura: Dry texting is totally creepy, like watching someone sleep
Sarah: Nah-ah
Laura: ah-ha

by Geritu July 20, 2016

keep it dry

the act of not letting your penis get wet when extremely horny

YO you got a nice ass,

ughh* my penis isnt gona handle this i gota "keep it dry"

by Rudyx January 5, 2012