meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

gay bender

A cheerful drinking spree

Rob: "lets go on a gay bender"
Luke: "ooo yea I haven't had a gay bender in a while"

by lobadob September 22, 2013

Husband Beater

A wife beater worn by a gay man.

Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater

by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

Banter

A twat

Banter came along but he wasnt wanted because he is a twat

by razorragemode February 26, 2015

banter pie

A peice of banter so well crafed and executed that it becomes more than just banter.

"boss this is some quality banta tonight,"
"yeah its banter pie mate, sweet banta pie!"

by Vaughanie July 15, 2006

Fat Belter

When a persons belly fat hangs over their belt.

Check out that fat belter on the stair master.

by Butt Splinter January 23, 2003

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008