lumber beans 

Are small beans that are cunfused for lima bean.

"do you like spinach?"
"no ewwie"
"Do you like lima beans?"
"What did you say? Lumber beans?"

lumber beans by Cody and Mariel Sweet November 19, 2007

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

baked beans. by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

smokin' beans by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

Cool Beans 

Basically Jus Cool,,, Me & My friends replace the word Cool with beans... E.g. Beaninnes :D

EXAMPLE 1
Person1:I Forgot My Homework
Person2:Oh DW you can copy mine
Person1: You BEANN!!! Thanks
Person1: No problem :)

EXAMPLE 2
Person1: So have you asked him yet?
Person2: Nahh,, Imma Talk to him when there isnt anyone else around.
Person1: cool Beans,

EXAMPLE 1
Person1:I Forgot My Homework
Person2:Oh DW you can copy mine
Person1: You BEANN!!! Thanks
Person1: No problem :)

EXAMPLE 2
Person1: So have you asked him yet?
Person2: Nahh,, Imma Talk to him when there aint anyone else around.
Person1: cool Beans,

Cool Beans by DizzyRainbowz February 25, 2011

Jordan Beans 

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

Jordan Beans by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011

To beans 

(v) to make a joke about somebody who is not to deflect the fact that you cannot come up with a sufficient comeback after getting owned

I was getting bombarded by insults yesterday so I had to beans my way out

To beans by Lemecchauve October 14, 2012

frozen beans 

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

frozen beans by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015