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Austin

A man with a humerus outside but will get to your inside. He usually has a humongous dick worthy of making you moan and groan to infinity. If you make the first move and accept him he will please you in one way or another either with his enormous dick, his willing to do anything and his naturally huge dick to please any woman
Girl are you having some troubles in bed, get yourself an Austin
by LittleLizzy December 20, 2019
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Austin

Michael is being Austin right now
by Xhjanxbs March 22, 2022
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Austin

by Wack boi July 28, 2020
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Austin

Hot sexy man with so many girls and such a pro gamer chad also more cracked than justin my guy.
by big boi jenkinds March 15, 2022
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Austin long

A person whos hair looks like a mop and hangs out with roadmen
"Mop the poopdeck!" said austin long
by Your open bumhole December 1, 2019
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Austin

Milf fucker, man I love to fish! Enjoys doing milfs.
Who’s austin?

Oh, he’s just fuckin a milf.
by Charles Labottumfeed the Third September 2, 2022
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The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
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