first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

AP

King of Owls

Her AP

by GoobeMunde September 6, 2017

AP

Associated Pedophiles

Where will the AP go now that Trump forced the shut down of Jeffrey Epstein's Island???

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

AP System

The AP System is an OSDD system. They have a fuck ton of alters and it gets annoying. -alter in said system

person one: hey have you heard of the ap system?
person two: no who are they?

person one: they are an osdd system

by AP System July 4, 2021

Aps

Ãfter pussy syndrome . When you can be best friends until they get the pussy then they do a 360 n become psycho. It's becoming an epidemic nation wide.

Man I wish these guys didn't have aps. They eye so much best at life before. Another lost to aps.

by Stacyskendall April 3, 2024

AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.

"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)

by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023