3 foot ladder

Someone getting on their high horse

Oh honey I only have a 3 foot ladder I can’t reach your high horse today

by T/Roy April 30, 2020

miguels left foot

a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world

wow thats such a nice place, miguels left foot is so creamy

by one spicccy boi with 3 c's October 21, 2020

Narrow Foot Disease

Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.

These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.

by Sabbylina May 8, 2010

Fireman Fuck Foot

When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.

Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.

by hotstepper82 July 2, 2017

Bogussy Footing Around

A derivative from the original definition of Bogussy. Similar to pussy footing around except it is used when someone is lying, cheating, engaging in manipulative behaviors, vowing to never like thirst traps on IG again and of course challenging your new man to a duel to win you after you are no longer under their control.

This fool is just bogussy footing around.

by Scorpiopath September 19, 2023

Wyoming Elephant Foot

Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.

I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.

I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.

by LameLayne April 6, 2016