Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

Fuck yourself whore

Fuck yourself whore

Fuck yourself whore. I'm the only one who matters here.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

Do you hear yourself talk

A comeback used in response to someone who is extremely, mind-numbingly stupid.

Dumbass: "Skibidi Toilet is funny and awesome"

Smart guy: "Bro do you hear yourself talk"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024

Suck Yourself

Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide

A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)

by Splicstx September 15, 2017

think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023