your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021

Your mom

is gay

"hey bobby your mom is gay"
"no she isn't bobby"

by isabot0 October 20, 2021

Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

by 09M09M October 21, 2021

Your Mom

your mom

Stewart: I did your mom last night

Robert: I know, she's fantastic!

by Alouiscious Smith Brown October 28, 2021

your mom

Milf.

Your mom is hot

by Addison177383 October 30, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021