No Wheels

1. Not capable
2. Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
3. A thoroughly incompetent person, especially one of defective mentality.

Charles's previous employer stated that he had no wheels.

by Archibald Hogwart June 2, 2020

BIG-Daddy Wheels

Cheap & typically oversized aftermarket wheels that people like install on their truck because they're overcompensating. the larger the wheel, or spend the money for something nice. Usually observed with large chrome multi-spoke, huge offset wheels and or ugly finishes & styles.

Look at this idiot with the 22' BIG-Daddy Wheels, he must think he's so big and bad.

by Michael Wülf January 28, 2022

Trap house on wheels

The 661 in the morning and afternoon. Especially when the driver is late.

My bus is legit a trap house on wheels

by The 661 trap house November 7, 2019

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Digital Third Wheel

Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you. Typical occurrence for 'besties' which one of them recently got engaged in a relationship.

A: Saw you riding train next to the popular chick, how'd it go?
B: Boring. I got Digitally third wheeled the whole ride.

(A: Digi-wha..?
B: a 'Digital Third Wheel' is- Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you.
A: Dang that sucks..)

by Suzu-nee January 17, 2024

Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though

Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend

by LessOffensive March 14, 2011

Beaver Wheels

An expression regarding girls using any type of skating device - typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. Aka Wever Beals durking drunken episodes.

Upon looking out the window, Mike commented to to Tom : Dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.

by deaddevilinafreezer1 February 7, 2010