THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Trimming the witch’s broom

When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim

Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom

by Twunk102 March 24, 2026

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Buttsup, witches

A fresh take on “what’s up, bitches?” Also awesome because it implies directing females to direct their derrières skyward.

Additionally awesome ‘cause you can roll this out every single Halloween for the rest of your days.

“Buttsup, witches? Are we going to drink tonight or what?”

by Suggahdiq October 19, 2023