Patrick

An absolute fucking bitch

Man i hate patrick

by threebigguys December 1, 2021

patrick walker

massive fucking stud. huge muscles. star of the life of patrick show

God damn i wish i was like patrick walker

by Your fat mother January 6, 2022

St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

Patrick

The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.

Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick

by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022

Patrick

A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.

Yo, you remember Patrick?

Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.

by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022

Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021