Wheel

A term used to describe a complete asshole. A wheel is not even a man but is a rudimentary tool, and not in the useful sense. He is a wheel because it is probably the first major tool humans made use of. A wheel usually seems like a normal man with an important job and extracurricular activities. He usually has many friends and attends all social events because he works hard at this image. A wheel tries so hard to be funny you often can't understand his jokes but he will just tell you how funny he is.He will spend thousands of dollars earned from the stock market and real estate ventures on bottles at the lodge or on toys to make him look cooler.He's also obnoxious about attaining clout on social media. You can always find a wheel on his boat looking for dock babies or riding his motorcycle.If you see a wheel he's probably completely inebriated in a blackout and most likely breaking something or hurting himself. But a wheel is completely approchable and in fact a great friend to have. You can laugh at the wheel or make use of him

Tony: Bro, I made $8,000 today on the Disney stock! I'm going to take some more pictures of my new motorcycles and send them to Amber
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight

Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are

by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019

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When two teens like each other they wheel it’s the stage before dating without commitment. You are aloud to wheel multiple people at a time or do stuff with other people without it being cheating.

“Beth and Alex have been wheeling for 3 days”
“She’s wheeling Simon too”

by Definitionqueen10199 April 17, 2019

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