Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."
by kfc4life November 05, 2023
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colliflower puff

When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.

He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.
Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs
by The start March 24, 2024
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Puff-fishing

Johnny was puff-fishing Sally at the whore house
by Mfpapi April 21, 2021
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Dingo Puff

A person who is willing to take care of a person named by the name "Dingo" (A.K.A. Matěj Kroužil) without any gain whatsover and doing it only for care and love. His/her actions are pure and without a goal to earn anything from him and even willing to refuse for the greater good, to expose the real sight of the person he/she cares about.
You are my Dingo Puff, B.
by Dingo_Lingo_Bingo August 12, 2019
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pillow puff

The act of stuffing your bra so full it looks as if the bra will explode. Usually resulting in sore boobs and being called a mega-stuffer for the rest of the year!
look at alyssa, she's such a pillow puff
by gooftick122 December 18, 2013
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puff princess

a puff princess is someone (typically a woman) who sleeps with people in exchange for drugs, mainly cannabis.
P1: how can alex afford all of this?
P2: shes a puff princess.
by cemeterydoll February 05, 2021
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squeeb puff

when one eats the cum out of the other’s pussy and spits it in their mouth
baby I’m in the mood to make you a squeeb puff tonight”
“Not tonight babe
by babysqueeb November 09, 2021
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