random text

sending someone (can be completely random) a text message that has no meaning other than to annoy them and/or make them laugh.

completely random, out of the blue

the boy sent a girl a random text

do you know about random texts? i hear everyone is doing it!

the girl announced "what the fuck" when she saw the random text

by la tortuga December 3, 2010

text bunny

another way of making the bunny

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text bunny

by maggleslove April 5, 2010

Testy

A slang nickname for an individual who has more than 2 testicles

*shouting at balled individual* "Hey Testy, what you up to tonight?"

by Christopher Ord December 6, 2006

Text Dump

The act of breaking up with a significant other via text messaging on ones mobile device.

I was at a bar when this stalker of a kid I was seeing showed up - I ignored him - two days later I text dumped him.

by Sarah1204 July 27, 2008

Quadruple Text

holy fuck, this person is not picking up what your laying down. This is what happens when bitches don't get it.

"Just got the third text."
"Holy shit, that guy won't leave you alone."
"If he quadruple texts I'll kill myself."
"I'll help."

by jerrysalinger November 16, 2011

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008