California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019

California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters

I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.

by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011

California Titty Juice

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk

My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

california hot roll

Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!

Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there

Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick

Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite

by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017

California double suicide

When the person driving a car gives road head to the passenger while driving on winding roads

Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!

by Smurfkilla June 28, 2023

California outhouse fire

The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.

The Idahoan Governor just said California outhouse fire!

by Teleflux September 11, 2021