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Lil tank top

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.
I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!
by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.
The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.
by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018
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Desial Tank

It’s a fucking retard. Specifically named Carl with a K. But you don’t have to have the name Karl to be a desial tank. You can just be a fucking retard.
You are a fucking desial tank.
Quit being a desial tank.
by Forfucksssake November 30, 2018
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Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.
$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"
by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017
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Going Full Tank

When a parent has NO clue when kids talk to them in gamer language

Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand
Babe, Our son was talking to me about League of Legends and I had no idea what he was talking about. He was going full tank.
by WhatimWIRTH August 30, 2017
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Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.
I just had a great spank in the tank !
by Wicksters October 12, 2018
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