Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy

A cocktail made with tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and a splash of period blood with a cherry rim(cherries all around the rim)

Hey Michelle, you wanna try the Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy? Since you're on your period, it might cancel it out!

Thanks Anne, but I had one this morning

by COPA7 November 5, 2022

Strawberry Milkshake

when you Cum on a girls face then blow your brains out over her

"I feel like traumatizing that bitch Mindy, Imma give her a Strawberry Milkshake"

by Shellshocked2350 September 21, 2023

Strawberry Shortsnake

The thin, long, straggling piece of bloodied stool that hangs from your anus after a long night of guilt stricken diarrhea.

Damn, that bitch got strawberry shortsnake!

by Brian Wilson (the Beach Boys) June 26, 2022

Strawberry Yoo-hoo

When she screw on the rag goes anal too vagina then to mouth.

She let him mix her strawberry yoo-hoo on there first date. What a freak.

by Philbo satterbama September 26, 2022

strawberry cookie

a cookie dressed in some strawberry crap that shouldn't exist

person 1:strawberry cookie will die

strawberry cookie SUCKS

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

Strawberry Cheesecake

When a gentleman -blams!- inside a menstruating woman and subsequently cleans up after himself.

"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."

by Cranky Copter January 3, 2017

Testilectro Strawberry Sundae

When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.

"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."

by Celenrei June 16, 2024