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Strawberry Shortsnake

The thin, long, straggling piece of bloodied stool that hangs from your anus after a long night of guilt stricken diarrhea.
Damn, that bitch got strawberry shortsnake!
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Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022
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Used Strawberry

It's a strawberry that someone shoves up their anus and gives to another person as a chocolate-covered strawberry.
Person One: Ew, what chocolate did you use on these strawberries? They taste like shit!

Person Two: HaHa! Its A Used Strawberry!
by bgfutgkjhjghcyugkiuty September 7, 2022
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used strawberry

it's a strawberry that someone shoves up their anus, and gives to someone else as a chocolate-covered strawberry.
Person one: Ew what type of chocolate did you use on this strawberry?

person two: HaHa! its a used strawberry
by bgfutgkjhjghcyugkiuty September 7, 2022
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strawberry

someone that makes me happy every time I talk to them, always there for each other, respectful, truthful friends
person 1: you are my strawberry:)
person 2: aw thanks :)
by strawbrilver April 24, 2022
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Strawberry Piss

Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss
by LtBeast October 30, 2022
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Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy

A cocktail made with tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and a splash of period blood with a cherry rim(cherries all around the rim)
Hey Michelle, you wanna try the Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy? Since you're on your period, it might cancel it out!

Thanks Anne, but I had one this morning
by COPA7 November 5, 2022
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