Port st. john

A small shit town just on the edge of florida. Where the word "swag" is over used. Port st. john consists of redneck/ hick wanna be's. Who think its cool to go out in the forest and build campfires to jump into. Potheads who light up in their bathrooms and utter things like "dude, I have no idea whats going on. Swag" Black people who act like theyre ghetto but in reality, too soft to move anywhere else. The only things to do here are drugs, drink, and have sex. So if your looking for a place to ruin your life.. This is where you need to be. Don't worry, If you ever want a smoking/ loitering location. There are over 8 churches that noone goes to. But bathrooms will work too.

person 1: "Hey man, we're gonna have a campfire in the middle of the forest and throw our drunk selves into it. Wanna join?"

person 2: "Naa dude. It's Port st. john. I'm gonna hit some friends up and smoke. Maybe snort some lines."

person 1: "SWAG"

by dixie normouss December 12, 2012

st davids boy

A boy who tries too hard to impress girls, lives at Maddie’s or the Sands, is in love with their school (iNaNdA rEpReSeNt 🖤💛), think they can get all the girls, can be rlly rude/bullies, embrace all the toxic masculinity and have small dicks :)

Person 1: Look who she’s dating, a st davids boy
Person 2: Haha good luck he’s gonna cheat on her

by inandarepresent October 31, 2019

St. Peter's Prep

Private high-school located in Jersey City (yuppie area of Jersey City). Most of the students attending St. Peter's Prep, in fact, aren't residents of Jersey City. However, Prep consists mostly of snobby, suburban, white kids who live nowhere near Jersey City. Because of this, they no nothing of the real Jersey City that isn't populated by middle-aged yuppies and don't understand that if they came over to the ghetto, where most of Hudson Catholic students reside, they would be jumped and gangraped.

I avoided going to St. Peter's Prep because the students are snobby and I didn't want to contract herpes.

by HC_herpesfree09 December 19, 2009

St. Ursula Academy

Most of the girls are very snobby and only care about the latest Ugg boots or the newest Toms. they feel satisfaction about shooting girls down and the school is basically a dog eat dog kinda school. Most of these girls are very rich and live off of other peoples compliments and also other peoples hurt. one fourth of the girls who go there actually despise these kinda girls and are actually quite beautiful. These girls are looked up on and are very nice to the not so popular girls. The snobby girls are looked at them as a threat and often try to put them down. Little do they know that these girls hold their head high and don't give a shit to what they think because they know they will go to college and become something of them selves other than the 75% who will grow up and become the snobby rich house wife looking after her god awful children.

St. Ursula Academy Snobby rich girls

by lovely21 October 24, 2010

St Louis Cardinals

A below average baseball team that will fall to the Detroit Tigers in the 2006 World Series. The fans are a bunch of ass-clowns with no class.

Look at those St Louis Cardinals. What a bunch of saps. And the fans are even worse.

by Canoli November 6, 2008

St Totteringham’s Day

Redundant term that apparently refers to Arsenal FC exceeding the points total of Tottenham Hotspur in the league.
-Archaic Br. English

“Remember when Arsenal used to win games?”
“Yeh, and WTF is St Totteringham’s Day?”

by poobahbay December 16, 2020

St. John's School

A school in Houston for the kids that do nothing except for study. They are good at books and lacrosse, but as far as every other sport, Episcopal kicks their ass. Their quarterback, Lawson Gow, cried during the Episcopal versus SJS game this year and it was almost difficult to watch. The kids at here are nerdy, ugly, and the epitome of losers. Sometime, maybe, someone will teach the bitches a thing or too about being cool.

St. John's School Dance...
SJS Guy- Dude...check out that chick
other SJS Douche- the one with the head gear?
SJS Guy- yeah her she's hot!
other SJS Douche- yah i'd "tap that" LAUGH OUT LOUD...*snorting*

by ehs bra December 7, 2006