son of a bitchness

A sneaky, slick, or dirty kind of behavior; the spirit of being cunning, petty, or backhanded — often used when describing a certain attitude or culture of shady cleverness.

That move had so much son of a bitchness, bro.

What I don’t like about L.A. is the son of a bitchness — everybody’s playing games.

He pulled that off with pure son of a bitchness energy.

by teacher kleyr October 8, 2025

#2 son

the less loved male offspring in a family, usually the disappointment in the family

Wow, that kid is such a disapointment, must be the #2 son!

by kamrom March 18, 2015

Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

dude brother man guy dawg son

Male

Yo dude brother man guy dawg son…c’mon!!

by BennyG47 February 11, 2024

SON-BURNED

GIVEN UP, SOLD OUT, HANDED IN,INFORMED ON BY A MALE CHILD OF YOUR OWN.

COPPERS CAME WITH A WARRANT THE OTHER DAY AND I TRIED TO ESCAPE BUT I GOT SON-BURNED......

by FRAGMASTER2 April 23, 2021

Street Son

A individual in their teens to early twenties that is immature as fuck but always getting help from his older homies or his 10 different street moms cause he is the ADHD baby faced kid everyone finds him something between attractive to funny.

Zach be a lil street son out here.. lives off all his homies and street moms he be playing n munching off of... Yeah but he does it to me to cause he funny af.

by Smokingtrees1011 June 12, 2025