A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Soft guy/girl- You still you think I'm soft, you think you're tough? I'll knock your lights out.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
Other guy- It's an observation, not an opinion.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2021

by 5T4N5 September 10, 2021

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.
We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.
by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022

by Azn & Mexican Leica Discord June 22, 2023

by walllly April 20, 2023
