Skip to main content

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
by EpicMamo July 22, 2013
mugGet the Salad Fingers mug.

salad strainer

A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.
Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer
by johnmillions February 8, 2014
mugGet the salad strainer mug.

Salad Boy

The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.
"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."
by buttchugger69 April 26, 2015
mugGet the Salad Boy mug.

salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!
I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!
by RunLacey December 6, 2015
mugGet the salad ninja mug.

salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac
Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date
by RayRay723 December 13, 2015
mugGet the salad date mug.

Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"
by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016
mugGet the Salad Cowboy mug.

Saladacious

When a girl who is usually not super attractive becomes attractive via. dressing like a Las Vegas stripper
Kevin: yo, she doesn't usually look that good, but dayuum
Jawnson: das true, but she is wearing literally nothing, kinda saladacious don't ya think
by Thejawnson November 1, 2016
mugGet the Saladacious mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email