STATUSfaction

The art of feeling completely gratified by your current post on FaceBook.

With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.

by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014

status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014

status takeback

When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong

Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback

by hopdog February 1, 2015

stratesticles

Word used to describe someone who goes to extreme, but successful lengths in order to achieve intercourse

Hey man, did u see Jimmy's stratesticles last night with that chick?

by dBice90 May 29, 2015

Status

a huge place who blew up itself a while ago

"BANG" - Status

by Cgnam April 2, 2017

Statuship

When a relationship exists purely out of the posting of status updates from relevant parties. The context of the status relating to some feelings, actions or otherwise 'inside' story for the amusement and pleasure of the audience to which it is available.

Usually found on Facebook though Twitter and/or any social media platform would be vulnerable to such farcical relationship bulls hit.

I always knew there was open season on Tim. He and that girl were all statuship and no relationship. A fine show that lacked any truth. Frankly I always found it be a real greylationship.

Their statuship made me want to puke my guts out. Go write it in a your diary 'babycakes'.

by BabycakesD April 4, 2017

straussamv

the thottiest of all thots

straussamv is a thot and fucks everyone

by chxryl.mp4/spooky.chxryl October 16, 2018