Rubik's cube relationship

A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.

Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?

Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 3, 2023

Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016

unequal relationship

one person loves more than the other person

She really didn't give a shit about him, they were in an unequal relationship

by archerintraining April 19, 2018

New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.

Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.

by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018

On A Relationship

Not being in a relationship with someone because on of you is not read, but you want to me in one with that person.

Sierra: What’s up with you and Steve?
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.

by Nickie411 August 14, 2018

Unhealthy Relationship

No sex 🙄

1.Bro I spend 7 mouths in a "unhealthy relationship".

2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄

by Unhealthy relationship May 24, 2016

Flick-book Relationship

Where an individual has that many one night stands or dates with different people that they all merge into their version of a relationship.

1: "You've been on that many dates this week that they all seem to merge into a flick-book relationship!"

by Obasis September 2, 2013