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Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.
He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019
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lisa may

The worlds biggest slutt who gets a lot of cock in and around her mouth
“I fucked Lisa May so hard last nightperson A, “Same” person B
by Brooksy May 6, 2019
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May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel
by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022
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May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.
Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass
by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022
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May 8

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8
by machary May 2, 2022
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May 31

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend
Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31
by Luis Mario March 30, 2022
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May 11

May 11 is national give your gf/bf your hoodie day
Hey it’s may 11 , can I have your hoodie
by Anonymous 089 May 9, 2021
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