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Lesbian Layaway

Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.

While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.
by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012
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jumpsuit lesbian

Butch style on top, Kardashian style in the rear, party all over.
Dayum, I want that jumpsuit lesbian to fix my alternator, then take me to her brow specialist, then take me home.
by Greeneyes1981 May 23, 2018
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lesbian stampede

A thing I kept saying. so, I made this as a a response to a post by a girl gamer friend of mine.

I'll define it as: being a boy and admitting your crush at a girl, only to find out she was into girls. (Especially if it's not the first girl to be this case)
I keep falling for cute girls at ky school. I didn't know it was a lesbian stampede.
by UncleRody May 25, 2021
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budget lesbian

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women
John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.
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Zootopia Lesbian

Zootopia Lesbian
A Zootopia Lesbian doesn’t have to like the movie Zootopia, or even be a Lesbian, Zootopia Lesbian is more of a personality and a haircut. A Zootopia Lesbian is someone who has their hair shaved on one side, and short-not reaching any longer than the neck- on the other side.
by Lestgetthisbread March 20, 2019
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