The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
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Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
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The Kentucky Nurse Bang is a common self-assurance technique used by nurses at the beginning of their shift to help them face the challenges of the day ahead. Originated by a Kentucky expatriate. Its use has spread to the midwestern states. There have been reported cases where this can induce arousal in some bald men.
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