Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.

Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011

Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

Greenville,Kentucky

Greenville is small town, rural town in Muhlenberg County,Kentucky, which is known for it's coal production. according to the 2000 census, the populationof Greenville is about 3,000. Things to do in Greenville include: Saturdays on the square, in which a concert is held every Saturday between May and August on the Town square. Schools that reside in Greenville include Muhlenberg South Middle School, Greenville Elementary School, and Muhlenberg county High School.

Greenville,Kentucky is rural town.

by dagger69 May 18, 2011

Kentucky Handwarmer

The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.

Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.

by sans culottes June 10, 2013

Kentucky bath

Washing oneself with a soapy wet washcloth instead of taking a shower or immersing oneself in a bathtub.

We don't have time for showers. Just give the kids a Kentucky bath.

by WritingJoy January 27, 2014

kentucky crumb

A big ole shit stain on your ear lobe that leaves crumb like particles.

Man Angie just left a big Kentucky crumb on Kelly.

by Angelkell March 9, 2014

Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.

Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!

by natronbomb December 22, 2014