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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that

by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023

Kentucky Plug

The action of jamming one's thumb into their own neck to stop themselves from bleeding out

Scott had to use the Kentucky Plug to save his life!

by akgdemoranchballistics May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

The act of using your thumb to plug any orifice, while you SLAP the shit out of your partner. Inspired by a horrific shooting accident with ridiculously hot .50BMG Rounds.

Had to give 'em the Kentucky Plug, shove my thumb in 'er throat while I slapped her ass red.

by CodyLangford May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

A Kentucky plug is typically used and was invented in the great state of Kentucky. This is a sex move that involves the man using his thumb to pleasure his girl/significant other.

Oh man, I have her the good old Kentucky plug last night and she loved it.

by Matt_4747 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky plug is a sexual act in which one partner inserts his/her thumb into the receiving partners various holes for pleasure. May also be used to describe the plug-in of a wound.

Wow your neck is bleeding really bad Kentucky plug that bitch.

Dude, that girl has a phat booty I’d Kentucky Plug that.

by Pepperonitony May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

Stick a thumb in her.

I went over to Scott's house and walked in on him giving the Kentucky Plug to someone.

by Richard Slap May 20, 2021