Joey

(Slang): an obsequious person who is eagar to please, serve others and is afraid of personal conflict

Sam is still driving his girlfriend to work every morning and not asking for petrol money, he's such a Joey!

by Blink_box23 April 12, 2025

Joey S.

A dude who only bangs 4s and below

Did you see what Joey S. Took to that steakhouse last night she was a 4 at best and I heard she friendzoned him

by Funny Guy6373748848484 June 14, 2025

Joey

He's an excellent boyfriend, loves you like no other, extremely patient and is very humorous. A man who practices chivalry, is gentlemanly and treats everyone equally. Very protective and will kick your ass real bad if you mess with his loved ones. He doesn't enjoy small talk and looks to connect with people on a deeper level. He's the most genuine person you'll ever meet and only wants people to treat him the same, but that doesn't happen. A Joey is loyal but will leave if treated unfairly or being lied to.

Sarah: "The guys I have dated are all jerks and it pisses me off real bad!"

Dana: "Have you dated a Joey?"

Sarah: "No."

Dana: "TADA!"

by deepsdog February 3, 2018

Joey Morgan

High proficiency in always being right about whatever topic is in debate.

Joey Morgan is always right.

by Jogym September 14, 2022

Joey

A true homie, and one that’ll always be there for you.

You’re dope Joey, props to you my man.

by BagelMan26 February 19, 2021

The ‘Joey’ Effect

You begin using Joey’s peculiar slang, and start adapting to his childish mannerisms.

Examples:

“No Kizzy Cappy”

“Bro” (bœ)

*throwing up gang signs*

Someone being upset or in pain, and he says: “its gonna be ok.” 👋

*Calling Maya “Mayaronie”*

Just in general giving people weird/fire nicknames🔥

*constantly dabbing people up or trying to*

always asking “ooooh are you guys datingg?” to two people of the opposite sex

Random person: My mom died. *cries*

Me: Danggg.

Maya: See Carson, thats “The ‘Joey’ Effect”

by yaemikosbdaytwin April 14, 2022

Joey

A horny fox that is good at getting bitches

Joey is getting bitches

by Aidthesniper June 20, 2022