someone who is always on the internet and actually understands the meaning of the words meme and troll.
by betty betty nugs January 1, 2012
Get the from the internetmug. A person who has very little understanding of a sport, and thinks that he can make up this lack of understanding with a great knowledge of irrelevant, unnecessary statistics. Instead of actually watching "his team's" games, or ever attempting to play the sport, this person spends a great deal of time on the internet looking up ridiculous statistics. So while this person has the ability to recall a great deal of stats, he is still for the most part ignorant and not a real fan, just an internet fan. When real fans are actually discussing the sport, an internet fan usually butts in with some irrelevant statistics thinking he will sound smart, but really sounds like a jackass, and a straight up noob. Similar to a Sport Snob, but with less understanding of the game and even more of a tool.
Dude 1 : Chris Paul is looking like a stud this year
Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league
Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.
Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan
Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league
Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.
Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan
by TRL0 November 9, 2009
Get the Internet Fanmug. The Most Common Browser,but Most used is Mozilla Firefox.
It's more Evil than Firefox,a Virus Bait,and is more Slow than Mozilla Firefox,There is No Bright Side in this crappy Machine. Always Obsolete. ALWAYS.
It's more Evil than Firefox,a Virus Bait,and is more Slow than Mozilla Firefox,There is No Bright Side in this crappy Machine. Always Obsolete. ALWAYS.
A: Dude! I have Firefox,man!
B: You have a Brain,than Our Teach,who Uses Interweb Exploder!
A: I'd Second that.
B: word.Internet Explorer Sucks.
B: You have a Brain,than Our Teach,who Uses Interweb Exploder!
A: I'd Second that.
B: word.Internet Explorer Sucks.
by mokong a March 3, 2009
Get the Internet Explorermug. When you have a crush on someone on the internet. This could be a celebrity, Youtuber or someone else who is on the internet. They don't know you exist but you are still in love with them. They also usually live very far away
by Smart_definer51 May 24, 2014
Get the Internet crushmug. performing the act of rimming via webcam for long distance relationships.
one partner places their bare ass against the computer webcam, and the other begins to lick their computer screen.
one partner places their bare ass against the computer webcam, and the other begins to lick their computer screen.
by plasgwynkitten September 12, 2009
Get the internet rimmingmug. A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
by Miloisdead February 5, 2018
Get the Internet slutmug. internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.
man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!
by rosefreckles August 10, 2020
Get the internet friendmug.