This morning I woke up

A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.

“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”

by JoeyBeltbuckle32 October 17, 2023

good morning and god bless

When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it

Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless

by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018

saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022

good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

by judebrewer May 23, 2018

Good morning and God bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018

Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"

by mista_earth May 23, 2018

A brownie with my morning coffee

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.

Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023