Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.

Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"

by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018

hit rock

When you just fuck up your life and everyone thinks your cooked

Omg dude you've hit rock

by Jackson has a huge dick November 6, 2015

hit and fade

The act of having first time sex, then immediately and progressively distancing yourself from them, thus fading away.

Bro 1 "Yo I finally hit that and now she wont leave me alone!"
Bro 2 "Hit and Fade Bro, Hit and Fade"

by nhbra December 9, 2017

Hit the slouches

1. Hit the slouches means that you are going to sleep.
2. Hit the slouches can also mean to literally hit a person slouching. It is a form of punishment and discipline.

I'm tired i think that I am going to hit the slouches.

by Amze n Zak August 3, 2021

hit the dish

To clean your plate. Finishing everything on it and still wanting more; most often because the food was amazing.

That key lime pie was amazing - I hit the dish and still wanted more!

by USfoodie February 4, 2010

Hit Bittle

To be extremely ugly, ugly at its finest.

Yo shawty over there is hit bittle

by YaMomStink December 7, 2020

Hit Or Miss

A DEAD MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

FRIEND:HIT OR MISS
ME:GOD NO STOP
*SLAPS FRIEND*

by J.A.Y.D.E.N March 25, 2019