A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
by TheMysteriousFella May 06, 2024
People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 06, 2015
by MrGamer101 May 17, 2025
When you have a euphoric and long goon sesh in the bedroom of cchilds. Nothing is off limits and the room is at your disposal. Multiple goons can be present to use the space
Goon 1: Dude, where can we go tonight to goon?
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out
by oralrobyngooner February 04, 2024