Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.

All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.

by Ædthryth March 22, 2025

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

The Ghost of the Goon

A black Dodge Challenger that wanders the roads of America searching for a new host. The original owner committed Goonicide.

Look at that car! It's The Ghost of the Goon!!

by neverknowsbesttt March 23, 2025

Ghost of the Goon

Any black Dodge Challenger that reminisces Nautica Malone and the events of the Goonicide

I saw the Ghost of the Goon on the way to school today

by escalivasen March 24, 2025

DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.

I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.

by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024