ed sheeran

a hot mf with red hair, who also happens to be a celebrity. also a sussy little emo baka...

non ranga (to ranga): are you ed Sheeran?
ranga: yes

by ur..mom August 30, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.

Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!

by Urmomofgwdfiuwu July 8, 2022

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

ED

such a loser, the type of bloke to play golf and abandon his friends due to him playing golf that one-time type of bloke to shaves his head nonstop usually shy

Ed: nah can't come playing golf with the fellas

Me: oh

by wordbrother August 21, 2023

Ed sheeran

Hottest Brit man on earth.

He’s just like Ed sheeran

by Looollllmaooo July 5, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.

"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."

by Brakin7 August 26, 2009