squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

Wisconsin Stuffed Donut

When you shit and cum inside a nigger chick's pussy and fuck her.

"This hot nigger girl just moved in so I gave her a Wisconsin Stuffed Donut."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

Yellow Donut

A Bagel

Child: i want a yellow donut
Mum: Thats a bagel

by Ginganinj December 22, 2018

donut

1. the term to describe the left over powder that is found on the outer nostril after snorting a line.
2. Spare tire that is smaller than a regular tire, only for temporary use

3. Delicious american pastry with bread and covered in icing/glaze.

1. Yo, before I leave for the party, tell me if I have a donut. (points to nose)
2. Gotta put this donut on my car so that I can make it to a shop and replace this blown tire.
3. For breakfast I ate 3 chocolate donuts from Dunkin.

by NikkiDfromAZ March 4, 2015

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs

I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025