dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis April 30, 2023

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Singing dildos

When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.

You’re so bad haha singing dildos

by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022

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iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 9, 2018

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brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017

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A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.

Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆

by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016

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Dildo Man

A person whose peis is a dildo

Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*

He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."

by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025

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