at least buy me a drink first

A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.

Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!

by jdpitt December 17, 2013

First time every time

The quote that basically teaches students that you better stfu and behave before a teacher rapes you. Tries making a teacher sound like a bad man

“We do things first time every time! I don’t want to correct your behaviour scholars!”

by SuckMyDick4Ever February 24, 2019

Person who pours milk first

They are horrible

Oh no! He is a person who pours milk first!

by Get out you son if a b- May 15, 2019

my first real crush was louis tomlinson

Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.

H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"

by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020

Shoot first ask questions later

Something to Live By? I think So, Many Dead rappers lived by this!

UMMMMMMMM...... I shot him now i will ask questions instead of asking and then shooting???

by Icdblc13 April 26, 2004

Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school

Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014

That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.

Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,

by JoeliusC September 28, 2012