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Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.
"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick
by Jude Romero November 30, 2013
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Wupper Bear

The name given to a dog who resembles a grizzly bear. It is also a play on words with ‘pupper.’
That dog looks like such a good wupper bear!
by RosieCoopa April 1, 2023
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humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.
Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.
by taradise September 1, 2014
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Infant Bear

AKA Young Cub, a teenage member of the bear community. Usually is just beginning to grow his "fur."
I'm 15 so I'm only an infant bear.
by Skyler13 July 6, 2008
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polar bearing

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.
A Rochester man was caught masturbating in a local walmart parking lot, Police say the man said he was "Polar Bearing it."
by B.RizZzle August 13, 2016
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Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat
That scomma bear is crazy
by carriekid1 September 3, 2010
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