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Luxembourg man

A small portugese farmer that ghosts in official tournaments but statpads against part time fishermen in qualifiers .
by D Law Smart October 6, 2022
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Man Pumping

(Aka mumping)

Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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Man Thing

A commonly used insult in Resident Evil. It basically means man, but it sounds more insulting.
Ethan: *st@bs Alcinas daughters and collects their c0rpses*
Alcina: UGH, STUPID MAN THING!
by a stupid duck May 5, 2022
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The Spear Man

When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.
So I gave her the spear man and she cried out, "OH! YOU'RE SO DEEP!"
by kdon121 May 13, 2010
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pub man

A Criminal who is also a but trampy.
"Whos that robbing that bank?"

"Oh, thats just that pub man"
by Fazz Onios July 31, 2016
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Mall Man

A Guy that hangs out at the mall on saturday that is a man not a boy.
"Hey look, it's Mall Man!"
by Cosmicccccccccc June 17, 2009
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Schlong man

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
by Th3Frog May 18, 2020
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