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ALI

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.

Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025
mugGet the ALImug.

Alie

Alie is the most beautiful person you’ve ever met. With an adorable smile, a caring personality, and a great sense of humor, she’s one of the most amazing people out there. Everyone needs an Alie in their life.
John: Who’s that over there?
Mike: That’s Alie, she’s one of my good friends, and she’s super nice.
John: That’s awesome, she sounds very cool.
by Gokken January 7, 2022
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Ali

GIRLS CAN SPELL THEIR NAME LIKE THIS TOO!!! Its another spelling of Aly and pronounced the same. Ali's are loyal and sweet but pretend not to be because mushy stuff makes them scared. Pretty but their personality makes them x10 prettier. Love ur Ali they just want praise and are very loyal <33
Yo, have you seen Ali today? I can't find her.
by lotusssss June 20, 2022
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Ali

Ali is the sexiest person ever. Biggest dick you will ever see. Girls die for him because he's too sexy. Watch out for Ali he will take your girl.
Get me an Ali they're so sexy and have huge dicks.

Fuck mohanad get me Ali.
by Dick man 123 May 18, 2019
mugGet the Alimug.

alis

Alis is the prettiest among the prettiest. She is incredibly cute and has a potential to become a lawyer thanks to her arguing skill. She is also very smart and that is one of the reason why she is super attractive
Alis means eyebrow in Malay languange. So we can use Alis in a sentences like this “ She have a nice Alis !”
by your archibald March 12, 2022
mugGet the alismug.

Haroun-Ali

A Haroun-Ali is a man with an enormous penis. He uses it to slay many women and can summon a female at will. He is also extremely attractive but has oddly grippy skin. Haroun-Ali is the rightful ruler of cape town.
"woah, look at the size of his penis, who is he?"
"that's Haroun-Ali!"
by Greenwich secondary school October 27, 2021
mugGet the Haroun-Alimug.

Ali

Ali is an intelligent, kind, soft and caring person. He has a very special taste in music, he is multi-talented and is definitely the most attractive person in the room. Ali generally pays attention to very little details, has a good memory, he never accepts humiliation and although he is very introverted but he can be the most romantic person you will ever meet!
If you have an Ali, never lose him.
by Benjamin tennyson November 23, 2021
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