Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
by New_Uzer November 15, 2016
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Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)
Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY
by Alpha bios child69 August 15, 2022
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The Alpha Fragment

YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
The Alpha Fragment is very goofy poem
by Jonathan Alexander Doe December 14, 2023
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alpha cough

Hey cashier, alpha cough!
by coolcraft January 01, 2020
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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
by wendy 816 August 29, 2015
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ALPHA WORDS

Alpha words are words that other generations may not understand . Alpha words are like a whole other language, like when you go to Alpha kids birthdays parties you might hear some Alpha words. However you don't have to be a gen Alpha to use Alpha words .Here are some Alpha words:

Rizz , Gyatt
RIZZ: Hey you got rizz MEANING : rizz : good at flirting

Gyatt: WOW she got a Gyatt MEANING : gyatt: big butt

ALPHA WORDS
by ceo_Alpha Word December 30, 2024
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Alpha DJ

An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.
Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….

‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ
by 123LivLafLuv July 06, 2021
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