Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Alpha

Not allison.

Alpha? Oh you must be talking about someone other than allison.

by urmorher December 25, 2021

Alpha male

No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"

by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

Alpha male

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*

by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

Alpha

Somebody who can play all day and chill all night. Alph is also extremely callipygian

Alpha is callipygian

by james rrsrf March 8, 2022

Alpha

To be a swag fortniter (alexa)

Alexa is alpha lol

by sexualmasta72 March 17, 2022

Alpha

A Fresno,CA Warlock like dank thinking 200 is a come up we'll dam I get about 7000 a month

look at this alpha 200 ain't shit

by The Guy u want 2 know March 20, 2022