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Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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Me

YURRR i'm just some random nosy white dude from the trenches who follows you guys I don't know if any of these are true I just know you guys go to my school lol.
I'm just Me lol z9ine99 and therealdon is my favorite rappers. :)
by TheVoiceOfTheStreet July 1, 2021
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Me

Um, yeah if it gets me paid then... Yes?
Hym "Me? Yeah, I'm literally the Homelander... Like, the guy who tells the actor what to say took a thing that I wrote and he said it. The guy that told him to say the line got paid to write dialogue. He did not write the dialogue. I wrote the dialogue. I would like a creative consultant credit and compensation. This is supposed to be for fun. Not so that Hollywood writers don't have to do their jobs."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
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Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com
What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020
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All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.
Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!
by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025
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Muzze me

That girl muzze me
by Joe51183 November 10, 2020
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