Windows 7

The official code-name for Microsoft's next new operating system, devised just days after Windows Vista was released. Windows 7 will be released 1 day after Windows Vista is made perfect, after that Windows 8 will be released.

What the fuck do you mean I need to buy Windows 7??? I just bought that piece of shit Windows Vista yesterday! Damn, I sooo wish I had Linux right about now!

by Doug52392 November 7, 2007

salad in the wind

The feeling when you remove your bra

*Le me goes home from school and takes off ratchet ass expensive ass bra*
"SALAD IN THE WIND"

by ohkillem012839271 November 20, 2013

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Black Widow

The girlfriend who causes their boyfriend to become a whipped man (a man who is controlled by their girlfriend).

My girlfriend's such a black widow, she got mad at at me when I kissed my mom!

by procrastinating pro June 21, 2016

windows fisher price

This is the name of a theme that comes default with windows. It looks like it's simple with no sharp edges, kinda like ti was made from Fisher Price.

*dark4190 goes onto a friend's freshly formatted computer*
dark4190: Ahhh, wtf? Windows Fisher Price?! Change your damn theme!!

by dark4190 July 25, 2008

dick flapping in the wind

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

Wind

a way of dancing (seksi)

"I know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for.They lose their minds, the way i WIND,i think its time..."-Kelis

by Jessika November 28, 2003