Scrim Warrior

When you play a Team vs Team online game and want to scrim everyday and always top on the leaderboard either carrying your team or just pure dominating every game you play
Bro Mike You such a scrim warrior, get a life
by BigBoy699 October 06, 2020
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headlight warrior

When two people are having sex in a parking lot at night, they turn on the headlights so that the inside of the car isn’t visible.
Person A: Dude, do you see the car rocking over there?
Person B: Yeah, headlight warriors for real.
by sonyteevee July 03, 2024
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Shadow warrior

Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.
“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior
by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022
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pizza warrior

People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.
Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.
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Black box warrior (p2)

an axel hitch, a carrick bend
He wondered if Christ Consciousness would charge a cancellation fee
Auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?
And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?
Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?
Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose
Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole
Did you die before your day?
Thursday traction, Tuesday titration
My hope is to assess through my objective report of
Your subjective conjecture
Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
same as my other lyric post, it has to many characters so this has to be a part 2. Black box warrior (p2)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 08, 2023
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wannable warrior

they trynna be warrior

Nate: he's got a bow

yrsd: wannabe warrior
wannable warrior
by nateh3ntailover January 16, 2022
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rock warrior

An individual who believes that crystals have magical powers and can contain and transfer energy. A rock warrior tends to have very few friends and is usually a big believer in astrology.
Bob: Hey man did you see Jessica playing with those weird crystals?

John: Shes such a rock warrior.
by Boochester21 June 12, 2022
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