a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey
by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022
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by monamth June 8, 2022
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Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter
Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)
Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)
by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022
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basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
by unfunny man August 24, 2022
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Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.
by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022
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I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
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