Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo
Evan is gay
by Gunitgod December 3, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
Get the Evan-taxmug. A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by Evan Hua November 21, 2021
Get the Evanmug. To procrastinate or be idiotic
I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
by Evon zoo June 12, 2022
Get the Pulling an Evanmug. a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick
also a shinji kinnie in denial
also a shinji kinnie in denial
by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021
Get the evanmug. by jeff15555 September 11, 2020
Get the Pulling an evanmug.