When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.
Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!
Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
by Funkdoctorforeskin April 07, 2023
When man or woman eats your asshole out right after a shit but they must have ass air to recreate Narutos face whiskers.
by Ass2inmouth June 26, 2019
"What happened at the Rugby social?"
"The captain asked me to preform a Dirty Ramsay so I left early"
"The captain asked me to preform a Dirty Ramsay so I left early"
by Leavie October 15, 2020
When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.
by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016
When your hitting from the back and spit in her asshole and it blinks and you wink at it to assert dominance.
by Dirty David Lewis April 21, 2023
by SIDNESS March 11, 2009
When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.
by Big Dean G June 17, 2020