cleveland steamer

while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*

jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.

by parnelli February 25, 2009

steam roll

verb -ed, -ing
The act of verbally owning someone who believes they are making you look ignorant or like a fool. Usually accomplished with a calm, witty demeanor, and no insults.

related: owning

background: IRL, steam rollers are large powerful machines that move succinctly and pulverize without making a big fuss.

Listen to how I steam roll this guy.

That guy in my history class was steam rolled yesterday when he thought he know more about WWII than me!

by tikal8 October 28, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer

by THE D.O.M. December 24, 2008

cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.

Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.

by DOUGxc May 18, 2006

69 cleavland steamer

two sexual partners defecate on each others face at the same time

That girl is down for anything, we ended up doing the 69 cleavland steamer

by roach cich November 9, 2006

cleavland steamer

a sick fetish that involves shiting on the male/female while u are fucking much like a boston pancake or a shit tosser or a buttom shit dolphin

guy: hey why dont u let me cleavland steamer on ur chest to get thing really hot

Girl: no you sick bastard go to hell im leaving and im sending this picture to ur mom...fucking ass whole whats a cleavland steamer anyway?

by jaxoffalot April 21, 2008

Turkish Steam Bath

When someone else is in the shower, you stick your ass in and fart, then run off, trapping the smell in the shower. Works best with small showers with doors instead of curtains. Similar to the dutch oven.

Yo mom was taking a nice hot shower, so I snuck in and gave her a nasty Turkish Steam Bath.

by dr_munch'O'lot December 6, 2006